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Because I feel like writing an essay. How we doing? Are we well? I'm back to complain about Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed, ...

Hurray for misleading screenshots. Rayman Origins. It sat unopened on my shelf for six months. I should pay more attention to shelves.

Time to finish what I started , with PlayStations and Xboxes and exciting original content. Maybe.

Squirrel's busy. And that's created a dilemma. Yes, my stockpile of posts in preparation for such an event has run short, and that...

Can you tell I've got a job yet Time to conclude these solid, high definition gears of metal with Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. This...

Apparently I was the only human being oblivious of Metal Gear Solid 3's existence when it was released. "It's the bestest PlayS...

Here's a franchise I've not bothered with - Metal Gear. And what better way to get acquainted with this nest of snakes than with Met...

"NO DISINTERGRATIONS" Yes Star Wars Pinball, another arm of the ever-growing Disney empire in the form of balls and flippers. 80...

And to think, we got the abysmal Speed Machine instead. Yes our tales of classic Zen Classics pinballing wonder come to a close with V12, ...

Quick one. Borderlands, the FPS/"Action RPG" crossover that was all the rage back in 2009 (and most of RAGE in 2011). The world...

Now where were we - oh yes, Pinball FX 2's Zen Classics collection, because I hate to leave a job half done regardless of how much I re...

Yes. "Puckman Pockimon Genie 2000", thirteen-year-old unlicensed arcade tat from the far east, here to make your day that extra ...

This was localised. Honest. Hebereke's Popoitto, also known as Popoitto Hebereke. Not something to challenge your voice box with but a...

But MDA cards can't do graphics!! Retro City Rampage by Vblank Entertainment, here to teach us some important life lessons, such as wh...

So how do you follow up an interesting, if badly timed non-linear platformer? By creating a falling block puzzle game of course! That's ...

"The definitive racing game of this generation". Forza Motorsport 3, because life is full of surprises. Released in 2009 by Turn...

Remember when I used to talk about unlicensed games? Good times... or not. Anyway it's time to relive the horrors, with the demented h...

Well isn't this a staple of originality. Driver: San Francisco, built up the road by Ubisoft Reflections and released back in 2011. Th...

Your name is Freeon-Leeon and you can swim on the water and walk through snow and ice. It's 2013, and that means it's time to give...

I was told, from clearly unreliable sources, that El Dorado was one of the lesser tables to grace Zen Pinball in 2009. And that's why y...