Oh yes, this exists. There was once a time where Fez was fresh. That was five years ago. But fear not, for recently Polytron's party piece has finally been made available on Xbox Live Arcade. But the question is, do we still care?
"I wonder what Squirrel will post next..."
Surprise! It's an obsolete pinball game from twenty years ago! Jaki Crush, for the Super Famicom, built by Naxat Soft. We're living it large, friends.
Tired of your mainstream video game life? Need a regular fix of obscure relics from years long past? What about another outspoken internet opinion - can't get enough of those!
Well fear not, for Blog Squirrel, a place where keeping decade-old usernames is hip and cool, is here to help you.
These are my views on games you've likely never heard of as well the industry at large, because it's fun to pretend people care. It's also what your religious or political leader of choice might have wanted. Possibly.